Podfic Polygons

Three podfics collaboratively created by DuendeVerde4, digiella (GoLBPodfics) & Gondolin (Gondolinpod)

[ounce of peace]
(MCU)
Chosen by Godoflaundrybaskets, recorded by DuendeVerde4, and edited by Gondolin
Summary: "You know one of the first pieces of advice Rhodey ever gave me, after the stupid fucking Expo?" she asks, quietly, picking an imaginary piece of lint off the shoulder of his shirt with her free hand. She goes on before Tony can come up with something smart and says, "He said you were guaranteed to say stuff like that. That you would definitely have times where you said you had no idea why I had anything to do with you, or even ask me why. And that I should never, ever actually tell you."


like a bird scared at an empty bush, trembling for nothing
(The Iliad - Homer, Greek and Roman Mythology, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller)
Chosen by DuendeVerde4, recorded by Gondolin, and edited by GodOfLaundryBaskets
Summary: “Ah, what to ask,” he says, tapping his chin, looking thoughtful and downright mischievous. Theatrically, he holds up his finger as though he’s thought of something, even though Achilles can tell he knew exactly what he was going to ask before the bottle had even landed on him. “Never have I ever been in love.”
Penelope drinks, adding to Achilles’ confusion, and then so does Patroclus.
So does Patroclus.
Achilles literally does a double take. His mouth falls open.


Table 8
(MCU, Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies))
Chosen by Gondolin, recorded by GodOfLaundryBaskets, and edited by DuendeVerde4
Summary: 3 am is Riri’s favorite time at the diner. It’s when her “midnight daters” show up. And if Tony Stark wants to frequent her workplace at ugly-o-clock in the morning… well, she’s not gonna turn down the tips (even if his “disguise” is beyond unconvincing).

Four podfics collaboratively created by dapatty, KDHeart, litrapod & Lucifuge5

in every one, a red balloon
(Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Chosen by Lucifuge5, recorded by KDHeart, edited and cover art by dapatty & formatted by Litra
Summary: "Is this a crisis?" Tony asks. "Are you having a crisis? This is a crisis-free zone."
Loki jerks his hand. The balloon cheerfully bounces in response. "I am not having a crisis."
"You sure? Because from where I'm standing, it looks like a crisis, and those aren't allowed. They're prohibited. Verboten. Actually, just get out."

6 Seconds to Love
(Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Chosen by KDHeart, recorded by dapatty, edited by Litra & cover art and formatting by KDHeart
Summary: Five times Darcy Lewis didn't kiss Kate Bishop, and one time she did.

Side Bitch Out of Your League
(Captain America (Movies))
Chosen by Litra, recorded by Lucifuge5, edited and cover art by KDHeart & formatted by dapatty
Summary: “I tried to call Sam,” Captain America says, bewildered. He’s sprinting like Usain Bolt and doesn’t sound even a little out of breath. Fucker. “Who’re you?”

“Someone who’s watching you live on TV,” Bucky tells him as the tiny patriotic figure on the screen takes the turns like he instructed. Bucky should probably be a lot more freaked out about this, but honestly? After a tour in the Middle East and six years as a nurse in New York, even this isn’t enough to ruffle him. One sees a lot of shit in the ER. “Also, you better hang up now, that thing is behind the next bend.”

“Uh, okay,” Captain America says. “Thanks?”

“Whatever,” Bucky says, disconnects the call and turns the TV off to get ready for his shift.

Lazarus Man
(Captain America (Movies))
Chosen by dapatty, recorded by Litra, edited and cover art by Lucifuge5
Summary: Something has happened to me which I do not understand.
All I know for certain is I am alive. How I got here? Who I am?
I do not know, but I must've seen or done something,
something terrible to be buried alive, to be left for dead.

I can remember nothing of my life, my friends or my enemies
but the key to my identity lies somewhere out there.

I will search until I find the man I was...and hope to be again.
-opening narration for "The Lazarus Man" TV show